Getting my Social Security card

[goofier_fox]

I’m in the Social Security building right now, and I’m pretty sure this is exactly what Hell’s waiting room looks like. Guards that aren’t helpful, empty booths that should have someone, angry and soulless people sitting or wandering to and fro. And for the lucky few, H969 to window 2. The coloring of the place doesn’t help either, and the consistence with which the words “federal bureaucracy” are used as an excuse make me lose any hope. (And where are those smells coming from?)

*these are two different posts on Tumblr that I just had to share*

Y'all I’m a “legal alien with authorization to work.” That is the best sentence I have ever read, I can’t believe the US government has topped my favorite fic lines. I’m right there with Spock and E.T.